A Friendly Exchange

Today, while riding home from Animeals through the trailer park (as it is the quickest route) I had the following conversation with a young fellow driving along side me:

YF: Hey man, do you know where the nearest truck stop is?

R: Uh... no.

YF: Do you drink beer?

R: Uh... nope.

YF: Do you smoke weed?

R: No.

YF: Do you smoke crack?

R: No.

YF: Do you fuck bitches?

R: No.

YF: Do you fuck dudes?

R: Uhhhhh... No.

YF: Ha. Well thanks.

And that was that.