Whiplash, the world's "toughest cowboy" is, in fact, a monkey. Apparently, Portland is outraged that the date in which Whiplash's rodeo comes to town will include everything except Whiplash. He's not coming. The world is ending.
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/blogs/BlogtownPDX/
The article is glorious.
Holy fuck this is going to be a-mazing. If you wear purple you get special discounts. A free lapdance, perhaps?
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