2008-08-08

The Top 5 Things to Avoid in Missoula


5. Hippies, fucking hippies (every-fucking-where).

4. Chads and Jennifers (and those who pretend they aren't).

3. Russell Street between the hours of 7am-9pm.

2. Specific people (come on you know the people I'm talking about).

1. Thursdays at the Badlander (where at least 2 of the above listed items are bound to be).

hatehatehatehatehate.

2 comments:

Ryan said...

you know it's bad when you look at a list of things to despise and "hippies" is the most tolerable.

Dallas said...

"HVH: Hippie V Hipster-Requiem: Warring Hippie and Hipster races descend on a small town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival."

From IMDB:

"Dale: This plan is stupid. Let's just leave town now.

Dallas: We're not going to make it out of town without weapons, dickhead. You're too stupid to talk, Dale. Shut up."