2008-08-11

you know you're in montana when....(part 2)


when political correctness is so absent or so twisted.  i'm trying to figure what makes certain things right in montana.  apparently i'm just now figuring it out.......  

here, apparently i can call someone a faggot or queer, if i know some who is gay or lesbian.  that makes it alright. if i can determine so and so is gay, and i can label him so.  fags don't mind being called fags, right?

i can call someone retarded as long as i know someone who is retarded.  

you can use hateful word as long as they are directed at the group they describe.

"man sorry i called you queer, i know you're not gay.  i was just mad."

hateful speech is ok if you're angry and if you call some gay or retarded if they are indeed gay or retarded.....you must apologize if they're not, but only after an excruciating questioning period with lots of yelling determines they are not gay or retarded.....  

hateful speech can always be forgiven.  it can always be taken back.  and if in doubt i guess in montana you can use the worst stereotypical aphorisms and nicknames you want, until someone calls you out.  which most likely they won't....

so do these guidelines help?
no.
is there any love in this state?
no.
is being anything but white christian and heterosexual cool?
no.


i guess that means fucking say what you want, cause this is montana, the fucking backbone of america.......and if you don't love this country, you're gay..............

who cares if people think you're small minded........?

1 comment:

Ben said...

I always thought Montana was the appendix of America, in that it's largely vestigial.