One From the Velcro Kicks

A taste of what Dave and I have been working on lately

Sadly I was a spectator and not a participant

Thousands of bike riders sans clothing during the Naked Ride last night in downtown Portland. The picture doesn't even do it justice. I felt bad taking more than one photo though so you're just going to have to imagine a sea of flesh and blinking lights and wheels and war paint.

This Is Why I Hate The Internet

Spock.com is the creepiest thing ever. They advertise the fact that they find "hidden" pictures and profiles about people, like deleted Myspace and Friendster accounts. Check it out, it's terrifying. (Also, I should point out, because I know it amuses Danielle, that on the spock page about me, one of the related searches is "Is My Husband Gay?")

I Heart Science

After Ryan Kills Me

Ryan is going to kill me for posting this. I know he hates that I just find random shit on the internet and post it on here. But that seems to be what the important details of my life are right now. After Last Season is a movie about God knows what. Here's the trailer (it cost 5 million in American dollars to shit this thing out):



And here is some guys reviewing it immediately afterward. Their audio quality is leaps and bounds greater than that of the film, WHAT THE FUCK?!



All I can say is I hope it screens in Seattle soon and I want to know who's going with me?

"Knowledge prison"

Enjoy friends:

check this out soon.

my fav torrent site just opened up registration for a hot minute.  go to demonoid.com and sign up now......otherwise you're locked out of the site (sometime unregistered users can get a download or two, but its a private site for the most part)......

anyway demonoid is the source of many about to be released indie jams, so its highly recommended........

why i love chicago

palestinian restaurants with four dollar falafel sandwiches that play mgmt.  and are decorated like above.  i love chicago.

ps.  if you visit amanda and i, we will take you to chickpea.....

Apparently I Missed The Biggest Party in Washington This Year

This is pretty damn funny, as VG puts it: "At first you assume that this is just another surreptitiously recorded video of a man making a fool of himself in a public setting. "Surely," you think, "it is only a matter of time before he gets naked and tazed." But that is not what this is. What this is is a reminder that we all hold within our tiny shorts the power to change the world. All it takes is one man carrying the torch of the party alone with grit and determination, to START A FIRE! Let's paint, exercise, and have an impromptu dance party. We can do it all!"



Update: apparently this guy was everywhere that day.

The University of Misogyny

This is pretty unbelievable but is worth reading/watching:
http://videogum.com/archives/thats-your-boyfriend/thats-your-boyfriend-this-fuck_071741.html

Okay, actually videogum's "That's Your Boyfriend" column is one of my favorite things right now. Great entries include Caught Masturbating, Mouth Full of Tobacco Guy and Needs a Plus Size Woman (Around the Clock).

This guy gets more dates than I do:
http://videogum.com/archives/vlogging/this-popular-vlogger-who-pranked-his-mom-with-pepper_019031.html

I Won't Be Ignored!

This is kind of mostly for O-Face, but the rest of you will probably enjoy it. The best part is toward the end so do your best to stick it out through the bridge:

What?!

Are there ever those moments when you see something so innovative it causes you to lose your bowels?! This was it:

I've always wanted a soccer game that uses the entire body to play lifelike soccer. Oh, and I always wanted my friends to help me pick out the perfect dress for that awesome party...Taylor is going to be there and I need to look really cute so we can maybe make out, he's so dreamy.

This is Truth.

Tuna Gets a Tattoo

Goat head on chest, lightning bolt in his ear. He's stylin'.



p.s. Ketamine is expensive. I paid more for tattooing Tuna than I did for my whole halfsleeve outline.